Google, oh Google – you were my best friend,
performing searches for hours and hours on end.
I truly can’t thank you ever enough
for solving my problems ever so tough.
You were my teacher in more ways than one,
Presenting information ton by ton.
But Google, oh Google – when I needed your aid
With a personal problem that persistently stayed,
You provided no answer to this silly depression,
No way to remove this sadness in possession.
I turned to others seeking relief,
but Yahoo! and Bing only increased the grief.
So Google, oh Google will you please tell me why
I want so much – so much to die?